Anon’s Story: “And He’s Our President”

Recently after T**** was elected president, I was walking to work from a parking lot that was 3 or 4 blocks away from where I work downtown. As I approached a man on the sidewalk who was working as a parking lot attendant he says to me, “Hey baby, it’s Veteran’s Day! The least you could do is blow me a kiss!” As I continued towards him, I said to him “That’s sexual harassment dude, don’t say stuff like that to me.” He then replied “What? I’m not T****, he’s the one doing that, and he’s our president!”